voted world's favourite microcelebrity 2018, 2019, and 2021, hairbrushed is an illustrator, professional stabber, narrative writer, and fulltime jennifer's body enthusiast. combining the colourful with the bittersweet, hairbrushed is always known for - what's that? sorry, excuse me for a second. yes. uh huh. okay. sorry about that, everyone. we regret to inform you that hairbrushed is currently being held in a cia blacksite for saying, and i quote, 'no more war. listen to me'.
hello. my name is hairbrushed. i recently found out that people don’t go to this page to learn about my rich inner world but are, in fact, looking for how seriously Official Institutes(TM) take me. so here are my impressive qualifications:
i have worked for pixelberry, writing interactive narratives and dialogue/prose scripts for Choices: Stories You Play for ongoing weekly release. i wrote the first script for roommates with benefits; choices’ most financially successful game for 2023! i am downplaying how super cool this is
i was the digital producer for the project NZ and made famous new zealand presenters say silly things during my on-air segments. i also put my cat on tv
wendy’s social media girl for 3 years. lets not talk about it
accolades:
‘a balance of humour and existentialism in equal parts, 'conditions of my parole' doesn't take itself too seriously. instead, it provides a poetic examination of the self in a stream-of-consciousness way that's inherently relatable. the text is enhanced by striking visuals that complement the dream-like introspection, with thick saturated colours and expressive forms. all-in-all a beautiful zine.’ - auckland zinefest
‘a special girl who’s produced for television, game development, copy and narrative writing, illustration, and tattooing. the only thing she can’t do is pick her clothes up off the floor’ - my mother
the entire roommates with benefits subreddit i guess
